We just... we just can't anymore. I mean look at these Stupidly Gay Men's swim trunks, just look at them... (sighs gayly) ...unbelieve. Our team has over a decade of combined design, marketing, and copywriting skills and for what, for this? If a straight man had designed these it would be a hate crime. Just buy them and save us from ourselves.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
